Friday, November 30, 2012

Google Google Song Lyrics Modified- Portraying a Chess Player

I hope you have already read my post Kutti Puli Kootam Lyrics Modified for Chess Players. Following that creative idea, I have now modified part of the lyrics of the famous "Google Google" song from "Thuppakki".

The parts sung by Vijay(only) are modified, by me, portraying a female Chess Player. The modified lyrics is an act of creative imagination, hence it may not be entirely true or some facts may have been exaggerated.


New Crush


Hey, Player Search Panni Paarthaen, Chessbaseula,
Iva Pola Oru Azhaghiye Porandhathila!
Games Search Panni Paarthaen Databaseulla,
Iva Pola Inga Innoruthi Kedaikavilla!

Iva Game’ah Paaka Poyi Naan Avala Paapaenae,
Iva Podum Dress’ah Paathu BP Patient Aanaenae,
Iva Walking Style’ah Orakannaal Paathu Rasipaenae,
Aaludhaan IM’u, Azhagula GM’u!

Meet My, Meet My New Crush,
My Hot and Brainy New Crush!

Meet My, Meet My New Crush,
My Hot and Brainy New Crush!

Fellow Players, Idhu Intro Time,
Iva Yaarunu Solluraen Kaetukko,
Sac’onnu Adichu Checkmate Adippa,
Defence Konjam Panniko!

Iva Simple Movesula Plans Irukkum,
Iva Care-Free Playula Stuff Irukkum,
Attackula Kasparov, Defenceula Karpov,
Chessula Iva Oru Rambo, Rambo!

Ava, Ava, Ava, Iva!
Iva Games’ah Paaka Aalirukkum,
Adhil Jollu Paervali Naalirukkum,
Nenjila Jealousy Vedhachidumey,
Ava Kannula Destiny Therinjidumey!

Ava Adura Game’ah Naan Vandhu Paatha,
Orakannaala Paarthuduva!
Vera Games’ah Naan Poyi Paatha,
Nokkuvarmathil Thaakiduva!
Azhaga Nadappa, Cute’ah Sirippa,
Idhaya Thudippa, Thudippa, Thudippa!

Meet My, Meet My New Crush,
My Hot and Brainy New Crush!

Meet My, Meet My New Crush,
My Hot and Brainy New Crush!


Signing Off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Kutti Puli Kootam Song Lyrics Modified for Chess Players

"Kutti Puli Kootam" Song from "Thuppakki" is modified by me for Chess Players..


Kutti GM Kootam, Blitzu Bullet Aatam,
Whole Tournament’ey Inga Paakum,
Suthi Players Kootam, Break’u Vitta Oatam,
Idhu Naanga Podum Chess’u Aatam!

Hey Naanum Ippo Chennai Wala,
Naanga Endrum Chessu Wala,
Mela Aadum GM Wala,
Saala Saala, Saala Saala!
Nee Parents, Coach’u Paadham Thottu,
Aasi Vangi Rating Kootu,
GM, IM Norm’u Pottu,
Poda Poda, Poda Poda!

Opening’u Trappula,
Maatikittu Aadum Aatam Vaepilla,
Aahaa Aappula, Nee Blunder Senju
Thittu Vaangu Thappilla.

Edhai Edhai Moolai Kanakkidugiratho,
Adhai Adhai Kaigal Nagarthudhey,
Strategy Konjam, Tactics Konjam,
Rendum Serndha Kalavaiye!

Idhu Sari, Adhu Sari, Meendum Jeikalaam,
Chess’u Game Endrum Sugamalaam!

(Kutti GM Kootam)

Aiyoo Nenjamdhaan, Adhu Chessai Thaandi
Ennum Ennam Konjamdhaan,
Chess’ae Inbamdhaan, Adhu Players’in
Nenjil Endrum Thanjamdhaan!

GMs’ Games’ulla Books Ellam Paarthu,
Adhil Best Booksai Padikalam,
Preparationukku, Fritz, Rybka, Houdini,
Softwaregalil Palagalaam..

Thuruthuru Thuruvena Irundhidu Irundhidu
Thurupidikaamalae Irunthida Chess Aadu!

(Kutti GM Kootam)

(Hey Naanum Ippo Chennai Wala)


Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!

Monday, November 26, 2012

Bottom Up Workout

This is a simple workout that I follow, also recommend you to, after being inactive for few weeks without exercising. This workout is simple enough to do, so that it won't be over-training; coming off of inactivity; but basic enough to get you on track, back into full form.

Training Split

Day 1: Chest, Biceps, Forearms & Abs.
Day 2: Back, Triceps & Lower-Back.
Day 3: Quads, Hams, Calves, Shoulders & Traps.
Day 4: Rest.

Bottom Up Workout
Day 1:

Chest:
Seated Chest Press- 4 sets
Dumbbell Flyes- 3 sets

Biceps:
Dumbbell Curls- 3 sets
Concentration Curls- 2 sets

Forearms:
Hammer Curls- 2 sets
Wrist Curls- 1 set

Abs:
Crunches- 3 sets


Day 2:

Back:
Pull-Downs- 4 sets
Seated Cable Rows- 3 sets

Triceps:
Dumbbell Extension- 3 sets
Pushdowns- 2 sets

Lower-Back:
Dead-Lifts- 3 sets


Day 3:

Quads:
Leg Press- 4 sets
Hack- Squats- 3 sets

Hams:
Stiff-Leg Dead-Lifts- 3 sets

Calves:
Calf Raises- 4 sets

Shoulders:
Dumbbell Press- 3 sets
Front, Lateral & Rear Lateral Raises- 2 sets

Traps:
Dumbbell Shrugs- 3 sets


Signing off, Randy Alstone!

Stay Alstoned!